Title: 5 items of clothing Fernando Torres gained during national duty
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 725
Rating: PG.
Disclaimer: Not true. Don't know them, don't own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author's Notes: SORRY. I know, I know. I am made of epic fail. I know I missed yesterday’s fic, but my muse was seriously ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times David Villa wondered if playing for Spain meant your intelligence regressed to that of a 15-year-old.
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 379
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: I don’t know ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times Cesc Fàbregas did something inappropriate
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 379
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Sorry didn’t get around to posting this last night. Samme asked me where ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times Cesc Fàbregas did something inappropriate
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 881
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Don't know them, don't own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author's Notes: Wow. This one was actually short, and I didn’t even try to make it short or anything. But ( Read more... )

Title: 6 non-playing related injuries Cesc Fàbregas obtained during national duty
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count:967
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Don't know them, don't own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author's Notes: For twentythree0ate coz she is an awesome possum and she is my SS kthx. Crack is ( Read more... )

Title: 6 non-playing related injuries Cesc Fàbregas obtained during national duty
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 864
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: MY MUSE HAD RETURNED! In the shape of cordial/ ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times Cesc Fàbregas wondered if the NT really liked him.
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count:1,019
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Aahahaha, just over 1000. I wanted to go into some more depth ( Read more... )

Title: 5 Times Cesc Fàbregas Wondered if the NT Really Liked Him
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 984.
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: Awesome. Not the fic, I meant my ability to actually manage to keep this below 1, ( Read more... )

Title: 5 player jerseys Íker Casillas stole, hid, and forgot about until the repercussions arrived
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count:1,369
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Rawr, went over it again. I’m ( Read more... )

Title: 5 player jerseys Íker Casillas stole, hid, and forgot about until the repercussions arrived
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 942
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Don't know them, don't own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author's Notes: Hahaha...I had to check what day we were at. ( Read more... )